Ok i found my favourite episode of Winnie the Pooh on Youtube. Saddest episode of all time.
If you used to watch the show and have 20 minutes to spare please watch it. The sound and the video may be a little out of sync, but I GUARANTEE you that it’s worth watching.
Well we lost 3-0. But it’s alright, at least we’ve got something started.
Anyway, observe these stances.
Doesn’t Ashok’s posture look ten times more ridiculous than the others? It’s a very weird phenomenon. He has the innate ability to make anything mundane look comical.
More photos
Alright guys, i guess i’m back from my most recent hiatus. What’s up? Well, thanks to my latest operation, I finished NS on 10 September 2009.
Haha.
For the past 5 weeks, i’ve had the freedom to do whatever i want (crutches permitting), without the burden of uni aps hanging over my head. Which is probably as awesome as it gets.
So for the rest of my life, if you ever hear me complaining about how tough my NSF days were to my friends, parents, girlfriend, wife, children, grandchildren or whoever, i give you full permission to slap me. Even if i’m 99, frail and bedridden. Just slap me. I’d deserve it.
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Anyway, one of the things i’ve done with my time is help resurrect the legendary Christ Methodist Church football team that had absolutely nothing to do with Christ Methodist Church. After tentatively renaming ourselves as Ashokian Rovers Football Club, we’ve begun training ‘intensively’ for a league we’re gonna join in 2010. Our first friendly is on on Saturday against some NJC team, wish us luck.
THIS MUSIC VIDEO IS DEDICATED TO JON LEW 
and this video is awesome
It is done muahahaha
(yes i do have 4 pillows. and yes, i don’t really need 4)
If you’re not there i’m sorry, i couldn’t fit everything nicely into a rectangle.
If i’ve stolen a facebook photo of you, thanks.
If you look ridiculous, that’s the point.
If you’re freaked out that i have a photo of you above my bed, too bad.
1. He’s free. So if he sucks, it doesn’t cost us (literally). And mathematically speaking, you could buy an infinity Michael Owens for 1 Ronaldo.
2. He’s making about 20k, which means he isn’t making superstar demands. Ergo, he doesn’t expect to be given superstar minutes. Which means he probably won’t sulk on the bench as much as Tevez.
3. Nobody really expects him to be awesome, and if he gets injured it’s expected.
So worst case scenario, he doesn’t make an impact and nobody’s surprised.
But there’s a decent chance he’ll be the next Solskjaer/Larsson. And he’s definitely pissed off Liverpool fans everywhere.
A good move all in all.
I’ve spent the past few days redecorating my room, changing all my posters and stuff.
I realised that i am gonna turn 20 this year, so it’d be really weird if i only had 9 huge Man Utd posters (from around 2000/2001, so we’re talking about Beckham, Keane, Cole and Chadwick here) on my wall and nothing else. I’m cool with the fact that i’ll be living with my parents until i’m past 25, so i had to do something to reduce my loser-quotient (i already tried dying my hair grey, forgetting to bring my IC to my BTT, getting an earring and buying orange-high top shoes, didn’t work out).
So i printed about 250 photos (many stolen from zoni hans and john, thanks btw), bought over $100 worth of frames from ikea (damn atas right) and started working. Was rather cathartic.
I’ve also now got this huge 90cm by 70cm collage of my friends looking ridiculous. I sifted through the 6685 photos in my computer and hand-picked the photos of you guys at your most glamorous, so be honoured.
Was fun. $10 to print photos, $10 for a backing, $2 for glue, $30 to set it on wood and frame it. Can be done in 2 days, the frame people need about 2 weeks to set it after that.
You should try it.
Eg:
No, it’s not because of H1N1.
It’s because of RONALDO-TRANSFERTITIS; the severe inflammation/hype surrounding Ronaldo’s transfer to Real.
We will definitely miss Ronaldo's awesome hair
Actually a Swine Flu pandemic has just been declared too. Which is, according to CCN, merely the first global pandemic in 40 years (btw can someone please explain to me why SARS didn’t count). But thanks to RONALDO-TRANSFERTITIS, a friggin football transfer is bigger news than a disease that could wipe out humanity (ok fine i’m exaggerating, but it could one day!) spreading uncontrollably throughout the world. He finally decided to move after years of threatening to do so, to the club that was always trying to buy him. What a big surprise.
Yes it’s the sports story of the year, yes it reminds us that Real Madrid are immune to the recession, yes it shows us how ridiculous football transfers are becomming.
BUT IT SHOULD NOT BE THE TOP STORY OF WORLD TODAY ON CNN. NO NO NO.
But truth be told, this is probably not CNN’s fault. It’s Ronaldo’s.
He saw the pandemic declaration and couldn’t stand the fact that he’d be pushed a little further out of the limelight, having just lost the Champions League and with the EPL only starting in August. Opportunistic as always, he also saw Kaka’s move to Real and decided to overshadow that as well.
He’s truly a man whore. Just look at that picture again.
Anyway, there’s no doubting that losing the man whore sucks for Man U. At the end of the day, he was a friggin great player for us and only Gerrard can claim to have won more games single-handedly. He deserves to be called a Old Trafford legend.
Bye bye. We will move on and survive without you eventually.
Unless Ferguson retires.
(Btw i say that we give his number 7 to Nani for now. Hahaha)
So Man U lost to Barca.
Hmph.
Cavs lost to the Magic.
So?
Nadal lost to Soderling.
WHHAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTT??????????
I’m not a Nadal fan but seriously, its been a while since i’ve been this shocked thanks to the result of a match from any sport.
Unbeaten ALL TIME at the French Open, has NEVER lost before, 4 years of dominance, but when he finally decides to lose, he loses to SODERLING? I guess he had to lose eventually, but he should have had the decency to lose to Federer. Was the least he could do.
BTW IF FEDERER DOESN”T WIN IT THIS YEAR HE NEVER EVER EVER WILL
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Man U deserved to lose, its not even a topic of discussion. We’re not better than Barca.
Anyhow, despite winning 4 things this year, this season still feels underwhelming. Which is exactly why everyone hates Man U and their fans.
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Gentlemen, it is June 2009. Somehow, someway, ORD is in sight.
And somehow, someway, it all feels very fast. Ridiculous as it sounds.
So i went for the 5th op of my life last Thursday. Was basically a procedure to drain debris and see what’s really going on inside my ankle. Was promptly told by the doctor that I have 5 more problems, wasn’t really awake thanks to GA but apparently my fibula looked like a splintered tree and i could develop arthritis haha
I think the surgeons are starting to recognise me too (i’m the tall Chindian guy with weird lumps all over his body). Seen me too much
